i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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