yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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