If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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