carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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