My room smells like vodka and shame
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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