Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Welp...herpes.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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