i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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