I like my sex mixed with concussions.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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