Its about making memories worth repressing
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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