you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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