Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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