Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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