Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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