im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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