I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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