So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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