i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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