we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
