At least make sure they are 18
Why
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Everything about him screamed your future.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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