you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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