yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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