11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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