shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
this will be a night to untag.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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