that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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