Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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