You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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