I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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