remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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