My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
