what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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