I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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