I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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