we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
