I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
