Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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