would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
