You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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