Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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