i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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