Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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