Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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