She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
thus making me awesome and them whores
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I love having hate sex.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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