We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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