it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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