I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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