i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
