ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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