i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
