Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
