Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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