What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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